Pat Buchanan: Inane and Insane
Posted in News/Opinion, WTF by Lithobolos | Tags: Buchanan, Conservatism, Immigration, News/Opinion, Politics, racismPat Buchanan has often been a lighting rod of criticism, but many people hold him in high esteem as an intellect worth having in the conversation. Sadly, with his recent book “Suicide of a Superpower: Will America Survive to 2025?”, it seems possible that he had gone off the deep end or just more clearly showed his true colors. The controversial book and the particularly controversial chapter “The End of White America” has already sparked petitions for the former Presidential adviser and candidate to be fired from his analysis job at MSNBC.
Since his book tour started Buchanan says that “The End of White America” chapter has been brought up more than any other topic covered in his book and he decided to use the conservative website Townhall to answer the meta-question
“Why should we care if white Americans become a minority? America, interviewers remind me, assimilated the immigrants of a century ago — Italians, Poles, Jews, Slavs — and we can do the same with peoples from the Third World.”
What follows is a vexing and horrible attempt to make a rational argument out of revisionist history and prejudice.
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Toying With Gender
Posted in News/Opinion, WTF by Lithobolos | Tags: Feminism, Gender, News/Opinion, WTFThe Mad World blog over at Bitch Magazine had a very interesting, yet equally disturbing, post about toy marketing and how gender roles are pushed on both boys and girls. I know if I have a daughter we will be building space ships with Legos and playing Metal Gear Solid. It makes me so mad to see these commercials limiting girls to taking care of urinating dolls and having epic shopping and makeup adventures.
Cartoon Yourself… Crappily
Posted in WTF by Lithobolos | Tags: Ads, WTF
So here I am looking for martial arts news and what not, and I’m trying not to pay attention to any stupid ads on the pages. Nevertheless, this one stuck out. At first I thought: “that cartoon is really lame because it doesn’t seem like a person could actually look that jacked up.” Then I looked again.
Wow.
They found a model whose face does look that jacked up. Not that she is ugly, it’s just that she has a look on her face like she has a concussion.
I don’t understand why concussion girl here, or anyone else for that matter, would want to use this crap. There are other options out there to “cartoon yourself” including a decent South Park character creator as well as plenty of other themed or chibi avatar creators out there. Or, I mean, you could just use a picture of yourself…
The End Is Here… Awww, That Is Really Sad :(
Posted in WTF by Lithobolos | Tags: David the Gnome, Dinosaurs, Retro, TV, WTF
Many children’s TV shows come and go. Most of them frankly stink and almost all just get canceled without a real concluding episode. Now, this little post is not intended to make anyone depressed or have a bad day, but I’m sorry to say that destroying the environment can kill off your species and gnomes only live for 400 years. Evidence after the jump. Read more »
Vaseline Promoting Self-loathing Skin Whitening in India with Facebook
Posted in News/Opinion, WTF by Lithobolos | Tags: India, News/Opinion, WTFSkin whitening is very popular in India despite the social and health consequences. Here are two articles, from Feministing and CBS News, about a new Vaseline campaign on Facebook India where people can whiten their profile picture.
Guess I’m going to have to buy another brand of lotion now.
From Philadelphia Cop to Taser Hero
Posted in News/Opinion, WTF by Lithobolos | Tags: News/Opinion, Taser, WTFAll my life, ever since I was able to think about my future, I wanted to be someone. I would be a man who could, at the right moment, fulfill his destiny. But my Pa taught me that in this dark world, this world… cold as a gun, you have to understand that if you miss your shot… your one shot… you’re dead as a doorknob.
Yeah, I was just a kid at the time, but I took a break from my Kit Kat bar and took a bite of it while thinking, “I ain’t gonna lose to nobody, no one.” I swallowed my masticated chocolate covered wafer, took a long drag from my candy cigarette, looked my old man right in the face, and told him what I was thinking.
“Pa, I em not like you, I AM a winner. I don’t lose. I don’t get defeated. I won’t die.”
Well, my Pa was right. My time was near. I had been on edge for over two decades, keeping my whuppin’ stick handy, ready to give some punk a beat down. I didn’t let the times pass me by, and after seeing some guy heckle John Kerry, I knew my stick was old news. I didn’t become a cop to be old school. I wanted to push the envelope when it came to taking care of punks.
Finally, when the time did come… I was ready.
My baby had charged all night.
I had my lucky cap to keep the light out of my eyes.
I even had my lucky gun to keep the flies off my hotdog.
When I saw my enemy, I didn’t hesitate, and as I raised my arm and twisted my body to take aim like God raising his sword of epic wrath, I thought in that moment… everything clear:
“I don’t lose to punks… I won’t die . . . I WIN.”
[Inspired by Times Online]

